45 Wildest Outfits Celebs Have Worn to Music Award Shows Over the Years

Grace Jones — 1983 VMAs

When you’re dressing for a very public event, you want to make sure you look eye-catching. For celebrities, drawing attention is a part of the gig. These stars definitely knew how to draw the camera’s attention. As awards season rolled around, these stars wore their weirdest and wildest outfits to different music award shows.

Madonna — 1990 VMAs

In 1990, when Madonna attended the VMAs, she rocked a look that no one really saw coming from the pop queen at the time. It’s one few could forget.

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When Madonna came on stage to perform “Vogue”, the singer had chosen one of the wildest ensembles of the night that better resembled the French Revolution than the ’90s pop scene. Like many performances, Madonna and her coordinated dancers somehow pulled the look off.

Pamela Anderson — 1999 VMAs

Pamela Anderson is well-versed in catching the camera’s eye when she hits the red carpet. The 1999 VMAs were no different.

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One of her wildest looks from the awards show season relied on a variety of textures and patterns that definitely falls under the “maximalist” approach to fashion. The star wore sequined, patterned pants paired with a white corset and — perhaps the real focal point — an oversized, pink, fluffy hat.

Jennifer Lopez — 2000 Grammys

Awards shows are a great chance to show off the best designer looks on the red carpet. Jennifer Lopez really changed things with this green dress. The star wore the plunging green dress to the 200 Grammys.

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If the executive chairman of Google Eric Schmidt is to be believed, we can even thank this dress in part for the existence of Google Images. As for J.Lo herself, she said, “It was a nice dress. I had no idea it was going to become such a big deal.”

Pink — 2000 VMAs

Pink has long been noted for her distinct style. Back in 2000, at the VMAs, she went for a colorful look that we’re still talking about more than 20 years later.

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The star went for an eye-catching hairstyle that lived up to their name and from there, it was all gold and denim. In real early 2000s fashion, she opted for a crop top and a pair of jeans — with the waistband cut off, of course.

Toni Braxton — 2001 Grammys

There are some dresses that are ultimately rather simple but they still stand out for years to follow their appearance. That’s what happened with this 2001 Toni Braxton dress.

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Attending the Grammys, the singer wore a long white gown designed by Richard Tyler that left little to the imagination. When asked about the iconic dress, Braxton told US Magazine, “I’ve always gone a little risque with all my other awards [show outfits]. I decided that before I got married and had babies, I’d wear this.”

Macy Gray — 2001 VMAs

Musicians release new albums much to their fan’s delight all the time. However, the ways they might announce them might be different.

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Macy Gray fans following the 2001 VMAs had the chance to see the release date of her then-new album — and all thanks to the dress she wore! The front read “My new album drops Sept. 18th, 2001” while the back demanded fans to “Buy it!” Who could say no to that order?

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake — 2001 AMAs

Sometimes, our favorite celebrities can take current trends and really make them larger than life. Everyone loved denim in the early 2000s, right?

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Still, one of the wildest and most unforgettable outfits is hands-down Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears’ matching ensemble — which they wore to the 2001 AMAs. A full-length denim gown alongside a denim suit with a matching Stetson is a look that no one forgot.

Britney Spears — 2001 VMAs

Of course, you don’t become an icon like Britney Spears on one outfit alone. She’d attend the VMAs that same year with an iconic accessory.

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Stepping on stage to perform her song “Slave 4 U”. The outfit was already a great look for Spears but what really made it memorable was the giant snake draped across her shoulders for the duration of the performance! It seems like this is an accessory that would take a lot of upper body strength.

Jonathan Arndt — 2004 CMAs

This snapshot of Martina McBride and Jonathan Arndt really shows how he went with the wildest options in his wardrobe to attend the 2004 CMAs.

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The outfit here is made up of pastels but the colors are only part of what makes it so shocking. The brocade jacket and fur collar really tie it all together to shock everyone seeing it. Plus, with all the jewelry and props, who could forget this look?

Eddie Montgomery — 2005 CMAs

Still, we’re not so sure that Big Kenny had the wildest outfit at the 2005 CMAs. It seems like Eddie Montgomery was ready to give him a run for his money. At an awards show where we’ve seen a lot of jeans and suits, this outfit definitely takes the cake.

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The long, embroidered coat already stands out for its silhouette but the musical notes, roses, and especially the bold letters reading “Broadway” across the front of the jacket undeniably make a statement.

OK Go — 2007 Grammys

The band OK Go definitely made a visual splash at the 2007 Grammys with some of the wildest outfits of the night. The band kept their faces covered with red fabric and donned matching body suits of red and gold brocade.

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They were detailed, just like a regular suit, but also included a hood and matching accessories. One band member later said, “We’re dressed in the future — the future dressed us. This is actually us in an hour.”

Lady Gaga — 2009 VMAs

If there’s one musician that’s known for rocking some of the wildest outfits that Hollywood has seen, it’s Lady Gaga. She didn’t disappoint at the 2009 VMAs. The star started out in what seemed like a rather tame white outfit.

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That was until she took to the stage to perform her song “Paparazzi”. In a real moment of music meets performance art, Gaga committed to an intense number that left her stumbling on stage soaked in fake blood to finish the song off.

Nicki Minaj — 2010 AMAs

Nicki Minaj has sported some wild looks over the years. However, the outfit she wore to the 2010 VMAs might just be one of the wildest to date.

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The coral-colored dress wouldn’t stand out too much on its own but Minaj knew exactly what details it needed. Who could look away from a dress with a golden exoskeleton like this? It definitely made for an unforgettable outfit.

Lady Gaga — 2010 Grammys

One of the outfits that Gaga debuted on her 2010 trip to the Grammys was this purple number that looks like it came straight from the future.

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The dress was made by designer Armani Privé and it even came with a sharp accessory. Lady Gaga actually wore this dress before she performed at the show for the very first time. It’s not a bad look for a debut at such a massive awards show!

Lady Gaga — 2011 Grammys

If you really want an outfit to stand out, you might want something really wild about it to draw people’s attention. Alone, the neutral outfit that Gaga wore isn’t too shocking.

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The shocking part was how she entered the event. Photographers waiting on the red carpet were greeted with a giant egg carried by a group of people, not the singer. Well, actually, she was just inside the egg, waiting for her chance to emerge. Did you know that she was actually in the egg for about 72 hours?!

Nicki Minaj — 2011 VMAs

To make an outfit the wildest one at an awards show, you really have to think outside of the box. What can you do that hasn’t been done before? Nicki Minaj definitely got wild with this silhouette and these fabric choices.

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Her upper half is decked out in geometric patterns while the bottom half seems to take inspiration from some more comfortable clothes. Of course, you can’t leave home without your stuffed accessories either.

Grace Jones — 1983 VMAs

If there’s one thing that model, singer, and actress Grace Jones knows how to do, it’s to draw attention when she walks into a room.

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At the 1983 VMAs, she brought her signature Avant-garde approach to fashion with this look. The most eye-catching thing about this look — aside from the space-age outline of the outfit — is the ultra-wide hat brim. Rick James even stopped to pose under it at one point!

Katy Perry – 2011 VMAs

For the 2011 VMAs, Katy Perry went for a very geometric look. While Katy’s no stranger to eccentric outfits, this one was definitely surprising. The dress and top are fun but aren’t too shocking on their own.

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What really made this look stand out was the choice of headwear for the look. We all know the right hat can bring a look together but we probably wouldn’t have thought of this accessory.

Miley Cyrus — 2013 VMAs

After her years at Disney ended, Miley Cyrus really started to take her looks up a notch at awards shows. Some of them have been really shocking!

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The bejeweled outfit that she wore at the start of the show was great but didn’t necessarily stand out as weird or wild. That came later when she took to the stage in a bear leotard to perform “We Can’t Stop”. Of course, the giant dancing bears helped with the overall weirdness factor.

Frankie Grande — 2014 AMAs

Ariana Grande has stolen the show at many musical events. At the 2014 AMAs, though, it was brother Frankie Grande that stood out.

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This is one outfit that really highlights that sometimes it’s what you don’t wear that will make you stand out. It doesn’t take an eagle eye to see that Grande opted for a painted-on shirt. Like many others on YouTube at the time, Grande didn’t skip out on the neon hair either.

Katy Perry and Riff Raff — 2014 VMAs

Earlier, we took a look at Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears’ iconic matching denim outfits in the early 2000s. It seems like they weren’t the only ones who wanted to rock it either.

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For the 2014 VMAs, Katy Perry and Riff Raff decided to pay homage to the famous red carpet look. All in all, they recreated it rather well. It’s definitely reworked for their particular styles, though.

Miley Cyrus — 2015 VMAs

Of course, Miley Cyrus wasn’t going to get on this list for only one of her VMA looks. She pulled out another creative option for the 2015 VMAs.

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She showed up decked out in a pink latex dress complete with balloon accessories reading “Do It” across the front — a nod to one of Cyrus’ own songs. Of course, she needed the perfect hair accessories and with so much pink, it seemed a pig bow was appropriate.

Baddie Winkle — 2016 VMAs

Who says that you have to stop donning your wildest looks as you age? That’s one myth that it seems that Baddie Winkle has been determined to make.

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At the 2016 VMAs, she showed up in a body suit reminiscent of the look Britney Spears wore for part of her music video for “Toxic”. Naturally, Baddie Winkle wasn’t about to skip out on her accessories either. Even her cane is bedazzled to match the look!

CeeLo Green — 2017 Grammys

CeeLo Green is no stranger to attending awards shows. So, it makes sense that he knew just how to stand out when he donned this look.

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The star showed up to the 2017 Grammys in an outfit that was impossible to miss. He wore gold from head to toe, complete with gold gloves and a gold helmet, so nothing but gold was showing. The memorable look definitely got fans talking.

Cardi B — 2019 Grammys

Cardi B looked her best in this dress that really brings to mind Botecelli’s Venus emerging from the sea. There’s more than just a silhouette here, though.

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The dress was made by Mugler and it has no shortage of pearls and silk to pull the look together. She even has a tower of pearls in her hair! She was dressed to impress — and that she did. In fact, later that night, she became the first woman to win the Grammy for Best Rap Album.

Sophie Turner — 2019 Billboard Music Awards

Sophie Turner skipped the usual gown for a bodysuit at the 2019 Billboard Music Awards. The look was bold and it definitely caught people’s eyes.

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The getup brought a variety of opinions from critics but a few things made the outfit stand out. For one, the pattern of the silver bodysuit stood out. The silhouette also stood out, thanks to the sharp shoulders hanging a little lower than shoulder pads would.

Billy Porter — 2020 Grammys

Billy Porter knows exactly how to stop the paparazzi with his red carpet looks. The American Horror Story alum had one of his wildest looks for the 2020 Grammys.

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For this look, Porter was head to toe in sequins, adding silver tassels on his hat and pants legs. The fringe on the hat was more than just decorative, though. At Porter’s command — or his stylist’s — the fringe opened to reveal the actor’s face.

The Weeknd — 2020 VMAs

There are some looks at the VMAs that really stand out for the effects that go with them. The suit The Weeknd wore to the 2020 VMAs wasn’t too shocking.

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His makeup, on the other hand, caught people’s eyes. After all, it was a pretty realistic rendering of what he might look like after a fight. The look ended up being promotional for his new video and he’d don it again a few more times the next year.

Doja Cat — 2021 VMAs

Doja Cat has often challenged expectations when it comes to fashion. This look really is no different but it surprised many viewers. In 2021, the singer attended the VMAs in this number.

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Well, she wore a few different outfits throughout the night but this one was by far the most memorable. She donned this getup onstage while accepting a VMA award, admitting that “I look like a worm. That’s done. I never thought I’d be dressed as a worm while accepting an award.”

Machine Gun Kelly — 2022 AMAs

More than once, Machine Gun Kelly has made headlines for some outrageous outfits at various events. This one really turned some heads, though.

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A purple suit really isn’t that shocking at the AMAs. In 2022, Machine Gun Kelly wore this purple suit to the AMAs and it’s easy to see why it stood out. If nothing else, it would definitely keep people from getting into your personal space.

Lizzo – 2023 Grammys

Lizzo has skyrocketed to fame and it’s easy to see why! The star makes great music and has a charming personality that draws fans in. She made an impression in florals at the 2023 Grammys.

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The singer had a two-layered look. The base of the look is an orange gown that’s gorgeous in its own right. However, it was the cloak of roses that really made this outfit as memorable as possible.

Harry Styles — 2023 Grammys

There are some stars that need no introduction. At this point, it seems like Harry Styles definitely qualifies as one of these superstars.

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The star opted for a multi-colored jumpsuit. It could almost look like a patchwork pattern if all the pieces weren’t given a sequined effect to make sure this wild look still catches the light.

Alisha Gaddis — 2023 Grammys

Lizzo wasn’t the only one to bring florals to the red carpet at the 2023 Grammys. It was a trend Alisha Gaddis decided to play into as well. Still, the two gowns have a lot of differences.

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Compared to Lizzo’s more monochromatic look, this colorful piece gives us a variety of flowers. It’s a gown that almost brings to mind Florence Pugh’s flower-covered look in Midsommar.

Sam Smith — 2023 Grammys

Sam Smith stood out on the red carpet at the 2023 Grammys but they were ready with an entire ensemble look with a few other stars.

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In all, they showed up with Kim Petras, Violet Chacki, Gottmik, and more. They led the crew in a red cloak and gloves, complete with a cane and top hat. If that wasn’t interesting enough, the top hat featured a veil too.

Shania Twain — 2023 Grammys

There are some stars who just know how to get the camera’s attention. Shania Twain definitely did that for the 2023 Grammys.

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The singer went for a head-to-toe cow print look. With a massive printed hat and bell-bottom pants, we literally mean from head to toe. Now, would it really be a glam red carpet look if those cow spots weren’t sequined?

Blac Chyna — 2023 Grammys

Blac Chyna knows how to work the spotlight but even this look was surprising to many fans. Who could have expected it? The short dress brings to mind images of the Black Swan.

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Of course, it seems like Blac Chyna took things to the extreme. Wouldn’t it be pretty hard to do ballet in an outfit like this? One thing is for certain — this dress had no shortage of different textures to experiment with.

Dencia — 2023 Grammys

Dencia had another iconic look to bring to the 2023 Grammys. It seems like everyone really brought out their best at this event! Dencia’s look was almost the classic black gown.

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Instead of a plunging neckline like J.Lo, though, she opted for a high collar encrusted with blue and green jewels. If you look closely, her dress also has black jewels nestled into the fabric as well. The cobra-like dress really captured everyone’s attention as she made her way across the red carpet.

Lucky Daye — 2023 Grammys

If you want to wear a black suit to the Grammys, you have to think a bit outside of the box if you want to stand out. Lucky Daye accomplished that. To start, it’s not just a black suit.

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To catch the lights, there are sequins all over the outfit to make it shine. What really sets it apart, though, is the melting metallic piece to the puzzle that honestly looks a little hard to move around in.

Lil’ Kim — 2002 Grammys

Lil’ Kim owned the 2002 Grammy Awards with a bold moto-vibe in her red Chanel leather getup. Complete with a “CC” helmet, low-rise pants, and a cropped leather jacket, she showcased her fearless fashion sense.

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Mixing high fashion with biker elements at such a high-profile event highlighted Lil’ Kim’s groundbreaking style, making a lasting impact on the red carpet and cementing her status as a trendsetting icon.

Missy Elliot — 1999 Grammys

Unsurprisingly, the iconic Missy Elliott turned heads when she showed up to the 1999 Grammy Awards in this bold white jacket and hat combo. You may be thinking — there’s nothing better than a classic white suit.

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Well, that is unless you’ve got some feathers to complete the look! It may be unconventional, but we honestly love the look. Let’s bring feathers back! Who’s with us?

Avril Lavigne — 2003 Grammys

From her iconic anthems to rebellious ways, this punk queen had every millennial in the early 2000s — boys and girls — swooning. Naturally, Lavigne arrived at the 2003 Grammy Awards with a message to share with her fans… and the world.

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Unlike the glitz and glam that most female celebs endure before a red carpet appearance, Lavigne decided to skip all of that and rocked on! We love her for it.

Alicia Keys — 2002 Grammys

Alicia Keys made a bold fashion statement at the 2002 Grammy Awards, opting for a memorable ensemble that blended elegance with urban cool. She turned heads in a see-through veil paired with a white tank top, jeans, and a pair of sandals — seamlessly merging sophistication and street style.

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Not only is she one of the most talented singers of our generation, but she’s also a total style icon. Don’t believe us? Check out her collection with Athleta activewear. You can thank us later!

Lil Nas X — 2020 Grammys

Lil Nas X rocked the 2020 Grammy Awards in a sharp pink suit with a matching hat, turning heads and showing off his signature style. The hot pink ensemble effortlessly blended boldness with sophistication, proving that the “Old Town Road” sensation knows how to make a statement on the red carpet.

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Lil Nas X’s choice of a standout outfit showcased his individuality and fashion-forward approach, marking the event as yet another moment where he stood out in both music and style.

Billy Dean — 2003 CMAs

The CMAs aren’t often known for having some of the wildest outfits of the awards season, as you might expect at the Grammys or VMAs. Still, that doesn’t mean that there aren’t any outfits to write home about.

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In 2003, Billy Dean took to the carpet in an embroidered suit that no one was going to forget anytime soon. The back featured an embroidered American flag and the rest was decorated with stars and eagles. Very patriotic!

Jeff Bates — 2003 CMAs

It seems like Billy Dean wasn’t the only one interested in embroidered jackets when the CMAs rolled around in 2003. Jeff Bates jumped on the bandwagon too, although the design he opted for wasn’t quite as patriotic.

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Instead, it was an eclectic mix of skulls, vines, roses, dice, cards, and more. From the looks of it, this jacket was definitely an eye-catcher. This is one trend that it seems like everyone loved at the 2003 CMAs.

Big Kenny — 2005 CMAs

In 2005, the CMAs hosted some eccentric looks and outfits. Take a look at this photo, for instance, which features Big Kenny and John Rich.

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We could spend some time on John Rich’s two-toned denim but it’s Big Kenny’s outfit that sticks out to us more. It seems almost as likely that he’s going to step on stage to give us a production of Les Miserables as he is to accept an award.

Kenny and Christiev Alphin — 2009 CMAs

When you’re coming to an awards show as a couple, it opens up a lot of opportunities to come up with the wildest outfit you can think of together.

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Just the suit and dress that Kenny and Christiev Alphin chose for their red-carpet look wouldn’t have stood out too much. No, what really makes these 2009 CMAs look stand out so much is the matching top hats that really made this so memorable.

Dillon Francis — 2022 Grammys

Usually, when you hit the red carpet, you want to look your best. For most stars, this means breaking out the mind-bogglingly expensive suits and gowns.

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Dillon Francis thought well outside of the box and showed up in something no one was expecting when the 2022 Grammys rolled around. After all, not many people walk the red carpet in jeans and a t-shirt, carrying the snacks they bought from Walgreens on the way.

40+ Parents Are Sharing the Nicknames Their Kids Gave Everyday Items and They’re Just Too Wholesome

Funny Nicknames Given by Kids

When you’re a kid, you still have a lot to learn — including how to talk! If you’ve ever taught a child to speak, though, you know it’s a marathon rather than a quick task. Plus, some words are just hard for these little guys as they just start to master the language! That’s why many parents remember when certain nicknames made their way into the family’s lexicon.

Spreading to Everyone Else

When kids coin a new word, it doesn’t often just stay with them. Their loved ones might pick it up as they communicate with the young child. It seems like this kid had a few that his mom picked up over the years.

Spreading to Everyone Else

Is someone really hurt? It’s time to call the boo-boo trucks. What do you use when you want something to serve as a barrier between your mattress and your blankets? You’ll need some bed skins for that.

Sounds Formal

There are some nicknames that your kids come up with that sound rather silly. On the other hand, some sound rather serious when they say them.

Sounds Formal

Hearing a child call today “this day” might give you a bit of a jump as such formal phrasing from a child. However, we have to wonder if, in a child’s voice, it might sound similar to trying to hit the word count on an English paper. Either way, he’s delighting his parents with the phrasing.

Particularly Poetic

Poets often bend over backward to come up with unique and poignant phrasing. How can you really make something every day sound so magical? It seems like this kid has cracked the code.

Particularly Poetic

When she was trying to describe a dream one day, she substituted “dream” for this poetic turn of phrase. With prose like this off the top of her head, maybe creative writing is up her alley!

This One Makes Sense

Trampolines are almost every kids’ dream, even if they do make parents a little wary of a fall. Of course, it’s another thing that’s open to a variety of nicknames. It didn’t take long for this family to nickname trampolines “jumpolines.”

This One Makes Sense

The source of the name is pretty obvious. It’s funny to see that it spread throughout the family — to the point that all of the kids decided this name was just better suited than “trampoline.”

Nicknames for Snacks

It isn’t just items that get renamed when your kids are young. Oftentimes, you’ll find that some of the food you love comes by different names to kids. These little guys were ready to rename some of their favorite foods.

Nicknames for Snacks

Now, this family is ready for Taco Sandwich Tuesdays and they’re ready to grab a calzone when they need a pizza sandwich. All in all, we can see where they came up with these ones.

Gotta Look Pretty

Before you go out, you have to remember to put deodorant on, especially if you’re busy or if it’s a hot day that’ll make you sweat.

Gotta Look Pretty

If you just looked at a stick of deodorant and watched someone use it, would the word “deodorant” come to mind if you hadn’t heard it before? For this kid, the nickname “armpit makeup” just makes more sense for something you put on your armpits.

Can I Have a Cinnamon Flatty?

As we just covered earlier, food is one thing that can spout a bunch of different nicknames from kids. Some are particularly unexpected and might really make you laugh.

Can I Have a Cinnamon Flatty?

This child surprised her parents the first time she wanted a snickerdoodle cookie. At least, that’s what they used to call them before this child ingeniously renamed them “cinnamon flatties” — which we would guess is based on flavor and shape.

Well, It’s How You Hold Them

When you want to grab a slice of pizza, where do you grab it? You wouldn’t just grab it by the middle and get sauce all over your hands, would you? That’s why they leave a crust around the edge of the pizza.

Well, It’s How You Hold Them

This way, it’s easy to pick it up and eat it without making a huge mess. That’s also why this little kid thought that the term “pizza handles” was more appropriate.

She’s Basically Right

The way that Pokémon are named seems to make a lot of sense. They just tell you their name and you know what to call them. That’s clearly the logic that this young kid had when she saw a goose for the first time.

She’s Basically Right

From then on, these temperamental birds were always “honkeys” to her. We can see why this parent gets a lot of amusement out of it.

Snow Headphones

When it’s a cold, winter day and the wind is whipping, a jacket might not be enough to keep the chill out. It doesn’t cover everything! Namely, your ears will be left to get cold without anything to cover them.

Snow Headphones

That’s why you need a pair of earmuffs handy. On the other hand, if you’re a part of this family, you might call them “snow headphones” instead. It’s not a bad name for them!

Close, But Not Quite

When you’re a kid, you may not have too many secrets. However, those secrets seem a lot more interesting and hold a lot more gravity in a diary.

Close, But Not Quite

After all, they don’t call it a “secret diary” for nothing. Well, that’s what most people call it, at least. This kid had a different name for the book but she was doing her best. As for now, this mom was just going to enjoy the joke.

Pass the Cheese Pads

There are some foods that are a bit highly debated. As popular as Kraft Singles are, even the packaging only calls them a cheese product. So, can you really say it’s cheese? This kid wasn’t about to get caught up in technicalities.

Pass the Cheese Pads

At the end of the day, in her eyes, these slices were still cheese. Yet, the term sliced cheese is so tired, she replaced it with something that stuck around in the house. Can anyone pass the cheese pads?

This Is More Fun

There are some places that you never want to go and when you do, it can seem like there’s no place like them. This child came up with a nickname for one of those places that you’d rather not be.

This Is More Fun

However, it seems like sometimes you can’t help but step into a porta-potty. If you have to, at least call it something more fun — like this kid did.

Oh, Oh No

Kids come up with a lot of words that are so funny that families can’t help but adopt them themselves. Others are ones that you laugh at but probably don’t use.

Oh, Oh No

We’re sure that the family erupted into laughter once they realized what this young kid was talking about. However, renaming eggs “butt fruit” doesn’t quite make them sound appetizing to add to your morning meal. Even so, we can see where this kid got the name.

Do You Remember?

When you’re taking a test or trying to recall a fact, you’ll have to reach into your mind and think about what you learned before.

Do You Remember?

Of course, if you aren’t very familiar with the term “memory” like a child might not be, you’ll have to come up with another term in its place. Honestly, “remembery” isn’t that far off when it comes to the word and it caught on fast in this household.

They Do Poke

When kids come up with nicknames for things, they usually rely on something that really defines an item and describes it. As for a cactus, it’s clear what makes them stand out from other plants.

They Do Poke

If you aren’t careful, one might even prick or poke your finger! That’s why this child thought up the new name of “poke trees.” We wonder if small cactuses are still classified as trees.

All the Continents

At the end of the night, a lot of young children take a moment to say a wish or a prayer before they drift off to sleep. The contents of that can vary from person to person.

All the Continents

If you’re a parent, it’s interesting to hear these wishes. This kid’s wish stuck out for an interesting reason. We’ve gone our whole lives without realizing that France is in Syrup, not Europe.

A Bit Unsettling

There are a lot of things that kids nickname and, oftentimes, the names are cute and endearing. So much so, that the rest of the family might just keep those nicknames forever.

A Bit Unsettling

This child probably startled her parents when she used this turn of phrase for the first time. Technically, the nickname is correct. However, there’s something a little haunting about referring to your teeth as “smile bones.”

It’s Just a Better Name

It seems like everything has names. Even the buildings that you enter have names, especially the famous ones. It can be hard to keep everything straight.

It’s Just a Better Name

One building that nearly everyone has heard about is the Empire State Building. Even this child had heard of it! On the other hand, they tripped up a little bit on the name. Honestly, Vampire State Building isn’t all that bad.

Look at All Those Zoo Chickens!

There are some animals that simply don’t look like any other that you’ve seen. Flamingos are definitely one of those animals.

Look at All Those Zoo Chickens!

These hot pink birds aren’t found everywhere so this kid didn’t see one until they were surprised by one at the zoo. As such, she couldn’t help but feel “zoo chickens” was the best new name that these birds could have. We can see where she came up with it!

The Perfect Name

A garbage disposal is shocking when you see it for the first time. After all, they’re loud and they can quite literally eat garbage right up.

The Perfect Name

This kid obviously probably wasn’t going to say the words “garbage disposal” right away. However, they did come up with a great name to use in place. Not to mention, “gobble button” is probably a lot easier for a four-year-old to say.

Is He Wrong?

When someone says that they have cat-like reflexes, they mean that they’re fast, agile, and ready for almost anything. Think of the way characters like Catwoman skate away from danger with ease.

Is He Wrong?

Quite on the contrary, cows don’t quite have the same reputation. These large, spotted mammals are known for being a bit slow and lumbering. That left this parent wondering if they’re child was really self-aware or a bit off.

Changing Up the Concept

Another comic book-style concept is the idea of a forcefield you can summon to protect you from anything that comes your way. We suppose if you have some really protective horses, it could work out.

Changing Up the Concept

In addition, it seems like if you had enough horses, you’d probably actually have a hard time getting through them. However, we can see how this idea wasn’t quite so practical when it came to actual use.

What Else Are They For?

Pockets are a handy tool for any outfit. Why do you think people are so impressed when they finally get their hands on a dress with pockets?

What Else Are They For?

You can put anything in there! A lot of people like to use these spaces for wallets, phones, and keys. When you’re young, you might not have these things to hold onto. For now, this child refers to pockets as “snack holes.”

Mom, Look at the Battle Unicorns!

Every animal has a name and that name is based on its characteristics, defining features, and honestly a range of different, outside inspirations.

Mom, Look at the Battle Unicorns!

Can you blame the child for coming up with an even better name for these animals? After all, while unicorns might not be real, there are some horned creatures in the world that are very real. We can see why rhinos would look like this to young eyes.

An Accurate Nickname

Sometimes, when kids come up with a nickname for something, it’s a literal definition. After all, they spend a lot of time observing the world around them and learning about it.

An Accurate Nickname

There are some things that just make sense to kids. To this child, it made sense that the water that comes from your eyes be called “wet drops of sad.” Of course, this might make happy tears a little confusing.

Sometimes, They’re Embarrassing

We all have our interests and those can vary from person to person. Fashion is a pretty common interest that a lot of people share.

Sometimes, They’re Embarrassing

So, saying that mom likes fashion shows probably wouldn’t stand out, even if they weren’t everyone’s cup of tea. However, with a toddler’s pronunciation, there was enough of a question here for the cashier to raise an eyebrow. We’re sure the attempt to fix that social mistake was swift and hilarious.

Teeth in Jail

If you didn’t know what braces are, they can look rather frightening. Someone would need to explain why there was metal on your teeth! As common as braces are, you might not know the word if you’re really young.

Teeth in Jail

At that point, you’re up to observation to come up with a name for what you’re seeing. It turns out, “teeth jail” kind of makes sense for braces although they’re ultimately there to help.

Re-Using Words

If you’re renaming things, you may run into terms that you use to rename something, but that word actually already exists. After all, there are a lot of words in the English language and it’s bound to happen.

Re-Using Words

When this kid picked up speed, he was quick to let his mom know what he was doing. We can see where he got the idea of “fasting” from “going fast.” In reality, fasting actually means abstaining from food for a time.

That’s a Good One

There are some words that you don’t really think about having to use when you’re young until you find that you really need them. This kid just wanted to remember what had happened the day before.

That’s a Good One

“The day before” is a lot of words for a young child. Not to mention, there has to be a better word for it, right? That’s where this person’s daughter came up with “lasturday” in it’s place. It just makes sense!

Sort of?

Coffee is something many people rely on to get them through tough mornings after too little sleep or maybe just for an extra boost.

Sort of?

To use coffee beans, you have to grind them up and a lot of people buy them that way. When they’re ground up, they’re a fine brown powder, not too different from dirt in appearance. This kid just found a rather descriptive name for this morning drink.

Bless You

When you sneeze, you might need a tissue to help you out. So, it’s good to have a box of tissues nearby, even if their name isn’t as self-explanatory as some.

Bless You

Early on, this kid obviously wasn’t familiar with the word “tissues.” Yet, they did know that every time they sneezed, someone made sure to say “bless you!” So, it makes sense that tissues would be dubbed the “bless you box.”

Open the Sky Window

Every car has windows on the front and back and one for each seat. Then, some cars have one more window above you to let in some more light and fresh air.

Open the Sky Window

Most people call these vehicular windows sunroofs. However, we would argue that this kid has a better idea for a window. After all, what’s a sunroof for if not to view the sky? This name really gets right to the point.

Shaking it Up

There are some movies that are aimed at children and really impress their audiences. This kid couldn’t get over her viewing of Boss Baby.

Shaking it Up

Instead of Boss Baby, though, this little girl gave the movie a new title. This parent has a point, there’s something much darker about the title “A Baby Called Boss.” We wonder if she has any other serious names for kids’ movies.

Ah Yes, The Beatles

There are some bands that really leave their mark on the world and almost everyone has heard of them. Even this toddler knew about The Beatles!

Ah Yes, The Beatles

Most of us know them by the names John, Paul, George, and Ringo. While Paul McCartney and George Harrison may have been correct, this kid was here to tell us that it’s actually Pingu, not Ringo — and Joe Lemons instead of John Lennon.

Well, That’s What They Do

We’ve already discussed that kids tend to give items pretty literal nicknames based on what an item does. It’s a simple naming system.

Well, That’s What They Do

When it came to tennis shoes and sneakers, this kid has a new name for the laces. We have to say, they do tie, so we can’t really fault him for the name. In fact, it’s pretty straight to the point!

If Not Wrists

If you’re not renaming something based on what it does, you might name it based on what it reminds you of. There are plenty of words and phrases that have developed this way!

If Not Wrists

When it came to wrists, this kid couldn’t think of anything but hearing the word “ankles.” That wasn’t quite right, though, was it? We can see how they landed on “arm ankles.” We can also see why they would adopt the word “cucacumber.”

Warm Them Up!

When it comes to birds, you probably learn the word “bird” first. As for this kid, they were still working on learning the different types of birds.

Warm Them Up!

Much like the “Halloween eagles” we looked at earlier, this young girl relied on the birds she knew to name one she didn’t recognize. As far as comparisons go, though, it’s not hard to see where she came up with “cold owls.”

Are They Wrong?

Escalators are a lot more convenient than stairs sometimes. After all, they move for you so you don’t have to deal with moving yourself.

Are They Wrong?

This option is a much more fun name for the everyday item you might use at the airport or the mall. What are they, in the end, if not stairs with a robotic flair? They do all the work for you just like a robot might.

Your What?

When you want to cover the windows to keep the light out, you need to draw the curtain closed or the opposite if you want to let a little more light in.

Your What?

If you use curtains to cover you windows, what do you use to cover your mattress when you’re ready to sleep? While you might go to the closet and grab a set of sheets, this kid couldn’t wait to get their “mattress curtains” back from the wash.

Twisted Words

Sometimes, you don’t necessarily see kids make up names for items completely on their own. There are times it’s just the closest they can get at that age.

Twisted Words

This toddler was doing her best on her pronunciation but “bubble gum” was still “gubble bum,” which was just great as far as new names go. We can’t blame this parent for hoping the phrase sticks around a little longer.

That’s an Entirely Different Animal

There are some names that really work for animals when kids are searching for a nickname. Others are just more confusing. This one is definitely confusing.

That’s an Entirely Different Animal

On the other hand, we can guess that maybe this kid has heard of kangaroos but maybe hasn’t seen too many of them. All in all, though, it’s pretty funny that he just renamed squirrels to kangaroos.

An Optimistic Outlook

A lot of people spend a lot of the week waiting for Friday. For plenty of people, it’s the last day of the work week and the transition into their days off. This is also true for school children.

An Optimistic Outlook

Who wants to sit in class compared to a weekend of doing just about whatever you can think of? This kid found a way to look at the days of the weeks optimistically. It’s not “only Thursday” now, it’s “Little Friday.”

Halloween Eagles

Eagles are particularly recognizable birds. Their huge and you probably see a lot of imagery of them, especially in the United States. A crow is another recognizable bird but kids aren’t usually the most avid avian experts.

Halloween Eagles

So, when this kid saw a big, black bird, they knew exactly what was up. That’s an eagle but now he’s ready for Halloween, of course. We might not call them anything else from now on.

They’re Making Clouds?

There are some things that would definitely confuse you the first time you saw them, even if you were too young to remember that experience.

They’re Making Clouds?

When this kid saw a smoke stack for the first time, she saw the smoke billowing in the air and it clicked. This must be where they make clouds. This is a really fun way to look at it, so nobody explain pollution to her just yet.